The umbrella!

The umbrella!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

The Best In Class Survey from the Juneau Empire

This was a letter I submitted to the Juneau Empire


The other day I was perusing through the online Juneau Empire, and happened upon the 2011 BIC survey.  As any good dutiful Juneauite I went through it checking this and that.  I was not at all impressed by the survey.  There were categories that just don’t exist here.  Where’s the outdoor dinning?  A seafood restaurant?  Does someone actually make chowder from scratch?  And ditto how many deserts are made here?  Most come frozen on the barge, and they’re just thawed, plated and served.  Crabcakes?  Thought this was Alaska, not somewhere on the East coast. 

Then there the Legal, financial & Real Estate Services and the Medical Services sections.  Anyone who has engaged more then 3 attorneys raise your hand.  How many hearing aid professionals are then in Juneau anyway?  Surprised that the phone book lists about 4 acupuncturists and bet you can find them all at one of our local smoothie shops or lunching at one of Juneau’s fabulous and fabled delis.  That is if they can find a seat at their deli because of all of those having lunch with clients.

OK, so I am using the needle myself, but this is probably a canned downloaded survey that really doesn’t fit  a city of 30,000 where basically the only way in and out are water and air.

It is completely unforgivable that there are three categories for alcohol.  With the high rate of alcohol consumption in Alaska, should we promote its use in anyway?

In closing these are some of my choices for good service I’ve experienced in Juneau.

There’s Tony, 16 years old and works the closing shift out at Carrs.  While some of the other checkers are half asleep, this guy is bright and wide awake.  Tony knows what he is doing and does it quickly and smoothly.   Ee always wears a great smile and has a sense of humor to match!!

Susan at the state court building, who you’ll find on the bottom floor, patiently explaining to people what they need to do to file their small claims papers correctly.  She has been there for nine years, but you’d never know it.  No boredom shown by her!  Susan was in sharp contrast to the clerk that “helped” me their a couple of years ago.   She refused to answer even the simplest of questions.  If I’d have asked the time, am sure she would have felt and probably said it was not her job to tell me what time it is! That was not a fun encounter.  And, he he, last week she was sitting close enough to hear every time I complemented Susan on being so pleasant, helpful and patient.  The look on her face, told me Susan was going to hear from her about wasting her time like that, in particular on a known jerk of a nobody like me!

There are the tellers at Denali Credit Union.  It used to be there was only teller who was pleasant to deal with.  They’d be there today and gone tomorrow.  Probably to much flack from the others on the line of “What ya doing being nice to those on the other side of the counter?”  They treated me like I was scum, a crook, con man, scammer and worst.  And now all of a sudden they are batting 4 for 4!  That is 4 very pleasant tellers, who efficiently go about taking care of you, smiling and bantering at the time.  For great customer service 90% of it is saying, “Hi! How are you doing?  What can I do for you?”  Every time I go in there I let the Fantastic Four know how much I appreciate the change.  And after years of complaining to the manager, usually give him the same message.

James at the door of our local Costco, is in a classs by himself.  And Costco not only has the best produce in town, but also the best service.

I could go on and on about the bad service I have received here in Juneau.  But I'd rather point out what I like.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Mickey & BOA go to the mattresses

7/5/11

BOA,

On April 8, 2011, I flew from Juneau to Seattle.  Before boarding the plane I made a payment of $1,111.11 on my VISA account.  The reason for my trip was a family medical emergency.  The day before my brother’s wife had been diagnosed with brain cancer.  I knew my 89 year old mother would be distraught over this.  My mother is in very poor health and I wanted to be there for her as well as my sister-in-law & brother.  When I arrived in Seattle, I found my layover which I thought was very short was around 7 hours.  I had my puppy traveling in baggage and decided to check on auto rentals. 

Found an amazing inexpensive one way rental.  And then there I was on the phone begging you to allow the charge.  After several calls, totaling about an hour you did! 

As you know I am a legacy cardholder from Sea First.  And have my Alaska Airlines charge card for over 20 years.  I didn’t want to go through this hassle each time I used the card,  So every time I charged something, I got online and made payment for it. 

This was to no avail, my charges kept being blocked.  Not every one.  It was usually a small one for a few dollars.  I spent hours on the phone.  The trip took longer then I expected.  On Sunday one of your agents, who was so very rude and huffy told me that my charges would continue to be blocked unless I filled a travel itinerary, letting BOA know where I was going and when I was going to use the card.  I told this person, who acted so puffed up with his importance that there was no way in hell I was going to do that.  I also told him that, in my opinion, this was no way to treat a long time good customer such as I.  And with this call I had enough of BOA. 

OK since you were treating me so very badly I was just going to walk away.  My card was shredded, and I let you know how I felt about the way I was treated.  And since you had treated me so badly I was going to return the favor by walking away my obligations to you.

Since then I’ve calmed down a little.  Where do you propose we go from here?  Should we kiss and make up?  Or what do you suggest for a parting of the ways.  When and if you respond let me know an email address, I can respond to.  You have blocked my ability to contact you via email from my online account.  Respond only by email.

I will not spend hours on the phone, talking to one person after another, being transferred from one department to another.  Whoever contacts me should be someone well versed in dealing with people and have the authority to make decisions. 

READ THIS NOTE BEFORE YOU REPLY.  A FORM LETTER TYPE RESPONSE WILL BE IGNORED.  PHRASES LIKE ‘VALUED CUSTOMER’ AND INSINCERE APOLOGIES JUST MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE.

The ball is in your court.......

Mickey